Tale of Two Healthcare Systems

With all the hoopla over the healthcare debate inDecatur Memorial Hospital, one of two in this city
this country I thought it about time I share myof just over 100,000 people. It was a Friday so
experience that was up close and personal. In thewe expected a wait. We walked in as I hacked
summer of 2008 I was enjoying a little relaxationevery five minutes. A nurse took me right in to
with friends at our cottage on the French River,emergency and was immediately joined by a
just south of Sudbury, Ontario, Canada. Now as IDoctor and another nurse. The Doctor said, "You
share this let me make it clear, we've been goinghave an esophageal blockage. We get four a
to Canada for five decades and personally I loveweek, tow real and two imagined". He then gave
the place and the people. The healthcare on theme a shot and said, "This will stop you from
other hand, not so much.hacking until we can get our Surgeon to you".
One evening one of the ladies visiting made herWow! It worked and after about a 45 minute
'to die for' roast beef dinner and I nearly did. Onwait the Surgeon walked in, smiled as he was
the second bite mine got stuck in my throat and Imaking a motion as if he was reeling in a fish and
was in for a long, painful and at times, downrightsaid, "I hear I get to go fishing?" We talked about
terrifying night. I began choking about 4PM and itmy history and what had recently taken place in
was weird, it would come and go in five minuteCanada. He asked me whether they had enlarged
cycles. I gutted it out for an hour thinking I couldmy esophagus while they were in there. I told him
dislodge the blockage myself. Then anotherif they did they didn't tell me. He explained how
episode made me think I might check out righteasy it was to do since he'd already be in there
there in the north woods. My wife called 911.anyway. An hour later I was on my way with
The Regional Medical Center was over 80 milesbefore and after pictures of my esophagus and
away so it wasn't going to be a quick fix. Insidefeeling great. The Surgeon told me it was good
the ambulance and on the way I had my worstfor 18 months to 2 years.
episode of the day. I thought I was a goner,I know this is just one example of many but we
hacking into a little pale while the EMT sat quietlyhave to be careful what we wish for because we
looking at paperwork. The whole time thejust might get it. That same summer a good
computer I was hooked to was saying over andfriend of ours from Canada had been waiting for
over again 'check the patient - check the patient'.gall bladder surgery, she waited a year. Another
When my episode was over I said to the EMT,friend of ours up there in his 70's had cancer and
"Aren't you going to do something?" He was acouldn't eat. He waited upwards of two weeks
nice young fellow who promptly said, "No sir that'sfor surgery.
why we're taking you to someone who makes aWith all the debate raging about our healthcare
lot more than us to fix you". It was then Icrisis in America we need to take a chill pill. We
realized my wife could have driven me up withdon't have a crisis of healthcare; we have a crisis
our own pale and saved what turned out to be aof the cost and coverage of healthcare. I don't
$650 taxi ride.think anyone disagrees that we should have
When we arrived at the Regional Medical Center incoverage for everyone in this country. But there
Sudbury, a city of over 100,000, they whiskedis something badly wrong with a plan that is now
me into emergency where I would hack for thebefore Congress that 'saves' all this money and
next 9, yes that is 9 hours. They gave me a panincreases the cost of those on Medicaid now.
and told my wife to call if I got worse. Well, IThat's just a red flag as to where these Bozo's in
can't make sounds on the computer but my wifeDC are leading us.
says I sounded like a moose bellowing in matingI consulted in business for years, with large
season. And it hurt. After one episode about 3AMcompanies. The first thing you do is identify the
I once again thought I was going to check out forproblem you're trying to solve. I don't believe
sure. My wife retrieved a nurse who brought withCongress is doing that. I believe they're playing to
him a young lady, an intern.the new President's agenda supported by a few
The Intern told me to take a sip of water. It wasnut cases already in place, namely Reid and Pelosi.
about 7 hours into the process and I had triedThe real healthcare crisis is centered on three
that before. It sent me into a coughing, hackingthings:
tailspin. She insisted, annoyed at her inability to1. Cost not Quality:
listen I chugged the water she held as she stoodOur outrageous costs are getting worse. Why,
silently for the next five minutes, looking quitebecause of all the lawyers and greedy drug
embarrassed as I hacked my guts out.companies, period. Do you think we can change
She apologized and then decided to put a scopethat? No! Because Congress is made up of 98%
down my nose to insure I didn't have a wind pipelawyers and they take big money from the drug
blockage. Now I know little about these kinds ofcompany lobby.
things but I knew I didn't have a wind pipe2. Coverage:
blockage or I'd already be dead. She insisted so IThe problem in America is not the poor, they
relented between episodes as she stuck thehave coverage now. I know people in that
instrument in my nose, down my throat and thencategory and they just go to the emergency
said, "Oops". It seems the batteries were dead!room and everything is covered. The problem
She quickly left and came back with a couplewith coverage is the middle and they have no
double A's and proceeded again. To only hervoice America anymore.
surprise, I didn't have a wind pipe blockage; it was3. Inequality:
apparently an esophageal blockage.I'm not talking racial inequality but the inequality of
A couple hours later a Surgeon came to get me,our leaders and their privileges versus ours as a
yes he wheeled me to the operating roompeople. I believe that every single law they vote
himself. He said if he had to wait on an orderlyfor us, from healthcare to pensions must apply to
he'd be there another two hours. Once inside Ithem. And their raises... put it on the ballot for all
started having an episode on the operating table.of America to vote. And while you're at it place
The Anesthesiologist insisted I lie down. I told herterm limits of two terms for every elected
I needed a bucket to cough into and she said,position.
quite irritated at my lack of cooperation, "This isWe're rushing into this thing way too fast. It
an operating room and we don't have buckets!" Ishould be a priority but at what expense. If you
barfed into a towel and turned to the Surgeonkeep doing the same thing you'll certainly get the
and said, "You got five minutes."same result. Why will this quick hit initiative be any
That's pretty much the end of the Canadianmore successful than Social Security which
story. The Surgeon told my wife he'd 'pushed' theCongress has robbed and is bankrupt? Will it be
food through and indeed it was an esophagealany better than Medicaid and Medicare now in
blockage, meaning it was below the wind pipe.place? If you think so, why would it? And we
They sent me on my way and other than soreknow this type of program can be done well. I
ribs I seemed none the worse for the wear ofhave a friend in England who swears by their
the 13 hour ordeal. I was thinking the whole timecoverage and has given me example after
'where is Michael Moore when I need him?'example of how even I as an American would go
Fast forward six weeks and I'm in Decatur, Illinoisto England, have the problem I had in Canada and
having lunch with a friend of mine. At this point I'dnot pay a dime. Now that is something to think
become a vegetarian like my youngest daughterabout - how did they do that?
just on the chance this might happen to me again.I'm no longer against healthcare reform but I'm
But as time moved on I'm in the Mexicansolidly for solving the correct problem. And I don't
restaurant for lunch the chicken taco's I love gotthink we're about to do that. Einstein said, "You
the best of me. I thought 'what the heck' andcan't solve a problem with the same level of
made one, took one bite and was hacking withinthinking that got you into it." I think we need new
seconds, I'd done it again.thinking, not just change. I decided we really
The only advantage this time was to know theshould Go Green in 2010 and recycle Congress!
fix I was in. My wife and I took a quick trip to